Flying Cheese Oxymoron in Isolation Glow

The Oxymoron is a twisted experiment in disc design. It is a square-shaped "disc" that is not PDGA approved because it is not the right shape for competitive disc golf. But that didn't stop Doomsday Discs from making them for entertainment purposes and casual rounds. It has a round inside rim on the bottom so that it feels more natural when gripped...well...as natural as you can get with a square disc.

This disc will probably require a new flight number that measures lift, as it has a tendency to rise upward when spinning. Thus, we'll say that the disc has these numbers:

Speed 7 / Glide 1 / Lift 3 / Turn -2 / Fade 2

⚠️ Disclaimer: The Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape. By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it. This disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.

Flying Cheese Oxymoron in Isolation Glow plastic. A square-shaped disc with unpredictable flight, extra glide, and bright glow performance.

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